#MovieTrailer – Blade Runner 2049 – Coming in 2017!

From Warner Bros. Pictures – Published on Dec 19, 2016

In 2017, the story continues.

#BladeRunner 2049 – starring Ryan Gosling and Harrison Ford.

Thirty years after the events of the first film, a new blade runner, LAPD Officer K (Ryan Gosling), unearths a long-buried secret that has the potential to plunge what’s left of society into chaos. K’s discovery leads him on a quest to find Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford), a former LAPD blade runner who has been missing for 30 years.

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#MovieTrailer – Split – Coming January 20th!

Universal Pictures – Published on Oct 26, 2016

Split – In Theaters January 20

Writer/director/producer M. Night Shyamalan returns to the captivating grip of The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable and Signs with Split, an original thriller that delves into the mysterious recesses of one man’s fractured, gifted mind. Following last year’s breakout hit The Visit, Shyamalan reunites with producer Jason Blum (The Purge and Insidious series, The Gift) for the film.

While the mental divisions of those with dissociative identity disorder have long fascinated and eluded science, it is believed that some can also manifest unique physical attributes for each personality, a cognitive and physiological prism within a single being.

Though Kevin (James McAvoy) has evidenced 23 personalities to his trusted psychiatrist, Dr. Fletcher (Betty Buckley), there remains one still submerged who is set to materialize and dominate all the others. Compelled to abduct three teenage girls led by the willful, observant Casey (Anya Taylor-Joy, The Witch), Kevin reaches a war for survival among all of those contained within him—as well as everyone around him—as the walls between his compartments shatter apart.

For Split, Shyamalan and Blum reassemble their core team from The Visit, the No. 1-grossing horror film of 2015. Their fellow collaborators include producer Marc Bienstock and executive producers Ashwin Rajan and Steven Schneider.

#MovieTrailer – Alien: Covenant – Coming May 19, 2017!

From 20th century Fox – Published on Dec 24, 2016

Ridley Scott returns to the universe he created, with ALIEN: COVENANT, a new chapter in his groundbreaking ALIEN franchise. The crew of the colony ship Covenant, bound for a remote planet on the far side of the galaxy, discovers what they think is an uncharted paradise, but is actually a dark, dangerous world. When they uncover a threat beyond their imagination, they must attempt a harrowing escape.

In Theaters – May 19, 2017

Cast: Michael Fassbender, Katherine Waterston, Billy Crudup, Danny McBride, Demián Bichir, Carmen Ejogo, Amy Seimetz, Jussie Smollett, Callie Hernandez, Nathaniel Dean, Alexander England, Benjamin Rigby

Directed by: Ridley Scott

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#MovieTrailer – Resident Evil: The Final Chapter – Coming January 27th!

Sony Pictures Entertainment – Published on Oct 7, 2016

This January, it ends where it all began. #ResidentEvilMovie

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Synopsis: Picking up immediately after the events in Resident Evil: Retribution, Alice (Milla Jovovich) is the only survivor of what was meant to be humanity’s final stand against the undead. Now, she must return to where the nightmare began – The Hive in Raccoon City, where the Umbrella Corporation is gathering its forces for a final strike against the only remaining survivors of the apocalypse.

Written and Directed by: Paul W.S. Anderson

Cast: Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, Shawn Roberts, Ruby Rose, Eoin Macken, Rola, Lee Joon-Gi, William Levy, Iain Glen

#MovieTrailer – Underworld: Blood Wars – Coming Jan 6th!

Sony Pictures Entertainment – Published on Oct 7, 2016

This January, every bloodline must end #UnderworldMovie

In theaters January 6, 2017

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Synopsis: The next installment in the blockbuster franchise follows Vampire death dealer, Selene (Kate Beckinsale) as she fends off brutal attacks from both the Lycan clan and the Vampire faction that betrayed her. With her only allies, David (Theo James) and his father Thomas (Charles Dance), she must stop the eternal war between Lycans and Vampires, even if it means she has to make the ultimate sacrifice.

Cast: Kate Beckinsale, Theo James, Lara Pulver, Tobias Menzies, Bradley James, James Faulkner, and Charles Dance.

Micro #MovieReview: The Loft

This review is SPOILER-FREE.  🙂


My jaw is still sore from hitting the floor so many times.

The_Loft_Szenenbilder_08.300dpiI’m going to be honest with you all here because I feel like we have a good relationship where I can just open up to you about anything.

If this movie had been about a cross-dressing Wall Street broker who liked to spend his spare time herding eels coated in Vaseline, I still would have watched it because, quite frankly, I want to do dirty, dirty things to Karl Urban.

Shameful things.

Things that are illegal in at least twelve countries.

Maybe thirteen….

Sorry.  Got distracted.

downloadOf course, The Loft is nothing like the ridiculous plot line I mentioned above.  The basic premise is The Loft is this:  Five dudes all share ownership of a loft apartment so they have a discreet place to go to bang chicks who are not their wives.  The movie opens with one of them showing up to find a dead and bloody chick handcuffed to the headboard and no sign of forced entry.

To set the stage a bit, when watching this movie, I was all by my onesie in my bedroom.  There are some plot twists in this movie that had me yelling “NO FUCKING WAY!!!” at my television.  Yes, me, a grown-ass adult, yelling at my TV.  I’m a writer.  I look for oncoming plot twists whether I am reading a book or watching a movie.  I can usually spot shit coming a mile off, and when a twist floors me the way two in particular did, I am beyond impressed.

The only thing that I could see being an issue with some viewers of this movie is there is a lot of time jumping – present, then past, then further in the past, then present, and so on and so on.  It wasn’t an issue for me, but I could see it confusing some people.  Trust me, just stick with it.  It’s so worth it.

Now my favorite part.

Karl Urban gets naked.

That’s right, bitches.

You read that right.

He gets starkers.

You only see his booty, but the little strip show is worth it anyway:

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*faints and falls face-first on the floor*

Two thumbs up and bonus points for the mostly nude shot of my future ex-husband!!!


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Micro #MovieReview: Chef

Have any of you seen this movie?????  OMFG!!!  You haven’t?!?!?!  You NEED TO!!!!

There might be some gushing, so, please, feel free to bring your barf bags.  And don’t worry, the review  is SPOILER-FREE.

I started this movie out wanting to punch Dustin Hoffman in the suck hole.  Well, not Dustin himself.  I love Dustin.  Dustin is the man.  His character, however, deserves an enthusiastic kick to the bean bag.

Okay, let’s rewind a bit.

Chef is a flick that the always amazing Jon Favreau wrote, starred in, and 473198_320x320directed, the Holy Hollywood Triumvirate.  I would like to say for the record that anyone who can wear that many hats when making a frikkin movie deserves the label of ‘superhero’.  You hear that Favreau??  You’re a fucking superhero and I heart you.

Chef opens with our main character, Carl, beyond stoked about the night ahead of him.  He’s the chef at a swanky restaurant and a big, important reviewer is coming in to do his thing.  Just before the chef is about to go balls to the wall and impress the shit out of the food critic, Hoffman’s character, the owner of the restaurant, steps into the kitchen and tells him not to change the menu.  And so begins the downward spiral that leads to the movie’s tagline:

“Starting from scratch never tasted so good!”

See?  With the kicking and the bean bag???  Had he not stuck his nose in at the last minute, there would have been no starting over needed!  Oh, gawd, that made me so angry.  lol


No starting over would have equaled no movie, so, it is what it is.  lol

Chef has a critique_chef_jon_favreau_02spectacular cast across the board.  I happen to be a big fangirl for a few of them – Jon Favreau, John Leguizamo (ROCKSTAR!!), Oliver Platt, and Robert Downey Jr.  I love all four of these guys soooooo much.  RDJ only does a brief cameo, but it’s so damned hilarious, he totally steals the scene.

The movie also stars Sophia Vergara.  Prior to Chef, I was not a huge fan of hers because I cant stand Modern Family.  *ducks before flying tomatoes can hit me in the face*  However, she totally won me over in this movie.  Her belief in Carl and her drive to see him be happy doing what he loves fuels a lot of the momentum in this movie.  As an audience member, I wanted more than anything to see him come out on top.  Her character was easy to identify with because you can relate to her need to see him succeed.


Overall, this movie was excellent on all levels.  The story is so sweet and at times a little heart breaking.  Favreau and everyone there on board with him knocked it WAY out of the park.  The only thing I will warn you of is make sure you have snacks handy because this movie will make you so frikkin hungry, you just might eat your remote if you find yourself ill-prepared.


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